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Wednesday, July 23, 2014

I Don't Wanna Let Go


I Don't Wanna Let Go

It's no good holding onto
Stuff with the odd hand.
I have to pry the fingers
And then place the object.
I am careful but sometimes
It doesn't want to go.
Sometimes it smashes
On to the ground.
It takes me longer
Than for a regular person.










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Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Hip Hip Hooray


Hip Hip Hooray

We leaped we did
Hip hip hooray
We leaped into the air
Hip hip hooray
We skipping down the pavement
Yes it was with joy
It's with a happy happy heart
I thank God for today.














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Monday, July 21, 2014

It's Here Isn't It


It's Here Isn't It

Why can't I pour a cup over here
It's here isn't it
Why can't I pour a cup of cheerios
It's here isn't it
Why can't I break of couple raw eggs
It's here isn't it
Why can't I split a portion of sausages
It's here isn't it
The truth is it's better if I wait
I mean after all it's in a good sandwich
Yummy yummy!!











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Sunday, July 20, 2014

Infographic: How To Teach English


Source: dailyinfographics.com

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Lots Of Vmmph!


Lots Of Vmmph!

We want to drive very far
With lots of vmmph it's my car.

We went to stare at my headlight
We went to stare at my lock.

The wheels are big and round
When we take off they make a big sound.

It's one door for the right passenger
Me I just am the left passenger.



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Saturday, July 19, 2014

Infographic: World Cup Viewing Habits Across the Globe


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One Of These Days


One Of These Days

One of these days
I walked around 300 yards
Over there and back.

One of these days
I walked around the house
Yet the walk was incompatible.

One of these days
I said "yehee" as I walked
It was the feeling of relief.









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Friday, July 18, 2014

It's Alright For You


It's Alright For You

It is a cold morning
The shower is mine
I point it at my overall body
And it takes the layer of soap.

I never thought like this
I never imagined I'd have to do it
Washing yourself is difficult
But it's necessary.

It's alright for you
Just a step in a normal shower
It's aright for you
No normal shower to sit down upon.







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